B-Jizzle.

That is all.

I didn't think that it could possibly get any worse than "K-Rich", but there it is.

lets just keep it big ben and little ben

Agreed. Outside of this topic there is no need for any of us to ever acknowledge that nickname ever again.

Ever.

If it makes ya feel any better the also called Kirk..."K-Tuss"...but don't you worry when Kirk's signs his extension you'll know why they call him K-Rich!!! Can't ya give my-boy Hinrich some love...

What's wrong with Big Ben and Little Ben?

Has too much of a connotation as Jim and the Twins.

It should definately be Batman and Robin for Hinrich and Wallace.

(vs Superman and the Flash for D-Wade and Shaq)

Big Ben and Little Ben is ok but Ben Gordon is BG-7. Just like the drink.

So as a recap:

Batman - Ben Wallace
Robin - Kirk Hinrich
BG-7 - Ben Gordon (Just like the energy drink)
Chapu - Andres Nocioni
Deng - Luol Deng (sounds good by itself. You could say "Deng. Did he just do that"

I vote to veto batman and robin... too much of an ambigously gay duo undertone...

That sounds like the kind of nickname you give yourself.